"I'm interested in a career in Rock Journalism, so how about getting me some free CDs, tickets to shows and [insert glorious rock star's name here]'s phone number so I can call 'em up and do the interview?"

Sure thing. How about the keys to my [insert name of super-sporty car of your choice, which I do not actually own]? Better yet, why don't you just come over and fuck my sister?

But seriously...

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